如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面,如果有一个狭缝可以观测到,那它没有同时通过两个狭缝.
So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slit is observed,it will not go through both slits.
如果观测不到,那它会通过.
If it's unobserved,it will.
但如果它是在离开平面后,在击中目标物之前被观测到,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝.
However,if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target,it won't have gone through both slits.
没错 你想说什么
Agreed.What's your point?
没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
That's no point, i just think it's a good idea for a t-shit.
但那些可怜的女人们会把希望寄托在我的精子上的.
But there's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.
如果她最好发现那小不点连曲线下面积该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想?
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?
如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距,大多数人被会被绊倒.
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,most people will trip.
我十二岁时做过一系列试验,我爸爸还摔断了锁骨.
I did a series of experiments when i was 12,My father broke his clavicle.
你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?
Is that why they sent you to a boarding school?
不是, 是因为我那些关于激光的试验.
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.
我们要不要请他来吃午饭?
Should we have invited her for lunch?
不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季.
NO.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.
第二季的DVD我们已经看过了.
We already watched the season two dvds.
但评论音轨还没看.
Not with commentary.
这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐,你最好不要说些肠运动的事.
I'm no expert,but i believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.
不错,只是一些量子力学而已边上还随便写了一点点弦理论.
Yeah,well,it's just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges.
那部分 是我开的玩笑 讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似
That part there,that's just a joke.It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.
如果你说"上帝啊"是想再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦,那一点没错.
If by "holy smokes",you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff.You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit,sure.
没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想就是指你出生时相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置可能会决定你的性格.
Yes.it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
明白了 距离上次有女人在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了
Point taken.It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off after which we didn't want to rip out eyes out.
我很抱歉,如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后成功验证弦理论了.
Excuse me , if i were to give up on the first little hitch,i never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
作为friends的坚定拥趸,很少关注其它喜剧,但这部片子的题材实在很难让人拒绝。好在时间都不长,一集就20分钟,很容易就看完了第一季,现在已经巴巴地望着下一季了。
星战,太空堡垒,时间机器,matrix,终结者,魔兽世界,哈比人,halo,评论音轨,导演剪辑版,看到这些理工科宿舍的关键词,只能说,非常亲切。
印象比较深刻的有:
Leonard同学为了告别过去,拥抱新生活,决心将珍藏的模型和影音书籍送人时,那决绝的表情,还有义正辞严的呵斥“不要靠近!否则我将把包装打开”……真是太有爱了。
几个人凑钱在ebay上买了一个原比例的时间机器回来,很拉风。
Penny玩halo居然比sheldon都好,跟monica似的,难道女人的运动细胞真的有那么强悍?完全不符合经验规律~~~
猥琐男Howard Wolowitz,赢了physics bowl(物理碗)之后,跪地脱衣,搭配《we are the champion》……
nerd们通过网络将控制信号发送出去,经过卫星、不同大陆的网关,延迟1秒多再回到家来,将一盏灯熄灭,这么做的理由是“we can”。
“吴彦祖”Sheldon同学的自负:“火箭科学家?火箭科学家?你为什么不告诉他我是金门大桥上收费的?火箭科学家?太丢人了”,以及他的中文:“哎呀,吓死我了”、“猛牛在我床上,很多很多蒙牛”(朋友在我车上,很多很多朋友),还有它的多普勒效应外套。
---------------------花絮的分隔线--------------------
第九集里面Howard用手机把Leonard和Sheldon在理论物理论坛上打架的视频拍了下来,传到了youtube上,然后被两个中国人看到。
而这段视频在youtube上的确有,而且从视角来应该是Howard拍摄的原版,里面还有Rajesh同学无辜的大头……
《Physicists Gone Wild》
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JwsRg6h28c--------------------完整版主题曲---------------------
Barenaked ladies - "History of Everything"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItIdeKg5kt4歌词
THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
来自silenthill的rap化翻译:
宇宙曾经又粘又烫
140亿年前炸变了样
地球变得不那么烫
自养生物却闹开了炕
穴居带着发明工具出来溜趟
那比得了我们的长城壮
也比不了金字塔强
数学 自然科学 历史 让神秘变了样
一切都是大爆炸制造的(景)象
其实人类(历史)很渺小
星系唱完这支歌就得叫:嗷~(玩完鸟)
元素形成比微秒过完还早
全世界两足动物站起来鸟
恐龙不得不说:靠!(玩完鸟)
突变也变成了空套
他们数量越来越少(pp都成了化石翘)(源自鸡翘)
大洋和泛古陆相交
回见吧,不想走你的老套
----------第一季各集名字(物理名词风格)和剧情概要---------
E01: "Pilot"
Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
E02: "The Big Bran Hypothesis"
Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
E03: "The Fuzzy Boots Corollary"
Leonard asks a woman out after he finds out that Penny is seeing someone.
E04: "The Luminous Fish Effect"
Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
E05: "The Hamburger Postulate"
Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
E06: "The Middle-Earth Paradigm"
Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz, and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
E07: "The Dumpling Paradox"
With Wolowitz AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
E08: "The Grasshopper Experiment"
Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
E09: "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between he and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
E10: "The Loobenfeld Decay"
Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
E11: "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick—and avoiding him as a result—Sheldon is nursed for by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
E12: "The Jerusalem Duality"
With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
E13: "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team, hoping to prove he's superior.
E14: "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's The Time Machine makes Penny miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
E15: "The Porkchop Indeterminacy"
The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
E16: "The Peanut Reaction"
Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
E17: "The Tangerine Factor"
Penny's break-up spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and each goes to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
请一定不能断啊```洗个痛快澡
Sheldon讲普通话好得意啊!!
除了女主角,真是完美之作啊。等第九集的这几个月我把前八集看了好几遍,还带到美国看了。大爱Sheldon。“能观赏您大脑的工作真是荣幸啊。”
起码十多年没有这样笑过了……
谢耳朵怎么这么贱兮兮的还能逗人喜爱
我不管,我就喜欢沉迷科学的“傻男孩”sheldon,看起来经常打扰到Leonard。但只是过于沉迷科学,当然,他也在一步步的变化,不断进步。莱纳德虽然表面烦躁着耳朵,他对他却也有着无限的宽容。嗯,这份友情很美好。
天才科学家的搞笑故事.超人那段理论太强了.
Sheldon太好笑了- -哈哈哈哈哈
哎呀吓死我了XDDDDDDDDD
神作啊....
Sheldon刻薄得让我真欢喜。
多年难得一见的好笑剧。
科学贱客扎堆。吐槽男、失语阿三,真他妈有爱的片子~
笑S了~超级可爱~台词很经典~哈哈哈哈~最近看的最好笑的剧集~
开辟了全新的情景喜剧
第一次尝试看当代的美剧(最近也在重温《糊涂侦探》),真没想到如此精彩。编剧超牛,台词字字珠玑,一集20分钟,看得酣畅淋漓。几位演员的表演也都很出色,最喜欢演谢尔顿的扮演者,那动作和表情拿捏的…继续看第二季
谢耳朵有许多缺点,但他也是如此纯粹的一个人。
我觉得这剧最妙的地方是你不用完全弄懂那些理工知识也可以感觉到所有的笑点
挺逗 但还是犯罪题材比较得我心
四个宅男科学家加一个傻妞,成就了最搞笑的美剧,果然现在宅才是王道。