米兰达 第一季

Gary,hi,um...I've got something I need to say.I'm sorry that I haven't said that I'll miss you.It's just,if I do,I'd make a fool of myself because I'd say that I'll miss coming in to the restaurant every morning.Not because of the cakes,although they do have a strong bearing,but because my heart skips a beat every time I see you.And I'd say I'll miss you,because you're the one person I can be myself with and underneath all the fear,you're the only person I could consider a relationship with,because...I love you. And that's why it's best that I don't say anything.

无论重温过多少次，这个场景依然泪目……

Miranda可真幸福呢，一直有Gary在。

Miranda&Gary🌹

感觉每个人都或多或少可以在米兰达身上找到一些共同点，不管是闪光点还是我们试图掩盖的弱点，米兰达都可以轻松诙谐地面对，此乃人生智慧。透过米兰达，我看到了五味杂陈的市井百态，人生起起伏伏，风风雨雨，一切皆可从容面对。可惜全季剧终，真心舍不得，意犹未尽，会一遍一遍地反复品味。Miranda，you are such fun, I fancy you.

米兰达这部剧我是很偶然开始看的，每次看完都心情大好。她那种独特的自嘲，真实不造作，即使知道世界对你没那么友好，也依然积极乐观的态度生活，让我觉得生活很美好。而随着年纪增大，我也成为了跟米兰达一样的spinster，让我发现我跟她的有很多共鸣的地方。

有一个永远损你，对女儿永远不满意的毒舌老妈。

永远都有意外发生，糗到极致。

第一次跟心仪多年的男神Gary约会，打扮的漂漂亮亮，特意穿了裙子，结果站在了广场喷泉等Gary，结果喷泉毫无征兆的开始喷了。上班第一天，穿了一身正装，精神抖擞，结果下电梯，被夹住了左腿裤脚，被扯成了短裤。

这都让我想起我自己第一次约会，涂口红涂到牙齿上，一上来就被约会对象告知。喝了一瓶啤酒，想留下一个意味深长的暧昧背影，结果在上台阶的时候差点绊倒，还好打了个踉跄稳住了，再也没敢回头看那个注视着我背影的双眼。

喜欢和自己的假想朋友说话。

米兰达又很多vegepals（用蔬菜做成的小人儿，当成自己的朋友），自己在家唱歌假装开演唱会，vegepals当观众；和蔬菜一起演一出戏；当然也向蔬菜倾吐心事。而我对着我的猫或者我的植物（自从养猫后，植物几乎都被猫折腾死了）能讲个不停，在荷兰又养成了新的习惯就是骑自行车自言自语，因为经常骑车而且路上人少。

每次看到街上有嘻哈小年轻，穿着垮垮的裤子，露着内裤，我都有着跟米兰达同样的感受。

她对词汇有着异样的品味,说话的时候总是发明各种新词。她生活中有各种你从来没想过会有人有这样的烦恼。

但正如她自己说的，也许她很不靠谱，也许她一点都不像一个三十多岁的成年人，但这个世界已经很无趣了，如果保持童趣能让生活快乐，那米兰达宁愿继续不靠谱下去。我觉得，尽管生活充满意外，有时不那么友好，别人嘲笑的眼神，失败和孤独，但保持孩子气，就是带着最大的善意和希望去生活。

PS：今天也要加油开心生活哟！（Miranda wink）

（图片全部来自豆瓣电影)

Gary,hi,um...I've got something I need to say.I'm sorry that I haven't said that I'll miss you.It's just,if I do,I'd make a fool of myself because I'd say that I'll miss coming in to the restaurant every morning.Not because of the cakes,although they do have a strong bearing,but because my heart skips a beat every time I see you.And I'd say I'll miss you,because you're the one person I can be myself with and underneath all the fear,you're the only person I could consider a relationship with,because...I love you. And that's why it's best that I don't say anything.

Gary, hi, um...I' ve got something I need to say. I'm sorry that I haven't said that I'll miss you. It's just, if I do, l'd make a fool of myself because I'd say that I' lIl miss coming in to the restaurant every morning. Not because of the cakes, although they do have a strong bearing, but because my heart skips a beat every time I see you. And I'd say I'll miss you, because you're the one person I can be myself with and underneath all the fear, you're the only person I could consider a relationship with, because...I love you. And that's why it's best that I don't say anything.

Gary, hi, um... 加里 你好 I've got something I need to say. 有些话我必须得说出来

-- Yeah? -- 说吧

I'm sorry that I haven't said that I'll miss you. 很抱歉之前没说我会想你 It's just, if I do, 其实是因为 如果我说了 I'd make a fool of myself because I'd say 我会搞得自己像个傻子 因为我肯定会说 that I'll miss coming in to the restaurant every morning. 我会怀念每天早上到餐厅来的时光 Not because of the cakes, 不是冲着蛋糕 although they do have a strong bearing, 虽然蛋糕的吸引力确实非同小可 but because my heart skips a beat every time I see you. 而是因为每次见到你 我就心慌意乱 And I'd say I'll miss you 我要说的是 我会想你的 because you're the one person I can be myself with 因为跟你在一起的时候我可以做回我自己 and underneath all the fear, 虽然我的心中充满畏惧 you're the only person I could consider a relationship with, 如果我想谈恋爱 你是我的唯一人选 because... I love you. 因为 我爱你 And that's why it's best that I don't say anything. 我之前沉默不语因为那是最好的办法

-- Yeah, that's probably best. -- 是啊 或许那样最好 -- Because I'd say that's what I've been wanting to hear for ages. -- 因为我会说我等这些话已经很久很久了 -- And I'd turn down Hong Kong -- 我会拒绝香港的邀请 -- and say let's give us a go. -- 也给咱俩一个机会

（下一秒，幻想就破灭了哈哈哈，而后Gary也没能在送别会上成功表达自己的心意。）

————YYeTs人人字幕组翻译版本

偶然发现的网站，博主记录了Miranda全部台词，不过译文是个人翻译的版本。

米兰达（2009）.剧情对白（台词 全）//www.kexiaoguo.com/meiju1117/29/